Sep 3, 2009

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*ye man
- *help (%) (%) x t 0 2 (%) (%) just sent you a nudge.
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*telll me a gud software to edit photos
*a lil basic one than photoshop
- *help (%) (%) x t 0 2 (%) (%) just sent you a nudge.
Danish says:
*how about
*gimp
*get it from download.com
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*gud?
Danish says:
*yeah
*ppl compare it to photoshop
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*alright
*nd u were lookin for me ?
Danish says:
*just wanted to say hi
*what's up?
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*hello
*just had sehri
Danish says:
*nice
*what'd you have for sehri? =p
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*a read bean curry with paratha:P
Danish says:
*lol
*where'd you get that stuff from?
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*made the curry at home, got the ready made (only to fry) paratha:P
Danish says:
*niiice
*those things save lives
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*they do
*even the ready made shaan pakora mix, for iftar:P
*lol
*i sound so damn chicky
Danish says:
*hahaha
*no way
*and what else do you use in your recipes? =p
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*well the fruit salad has nuthin to it :P nd there is nuthin else in iftar but Roooooooooh afzaaahhh:P
Danish says:
*lol
*You drink rooh afza over there?!
*Where did you even find it?
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*u hav to go to the desi areas, grocerry stores there sell all kinds of shit, even ready made rolls nd sambosa and all kinds of crap
Danish says:
*no way
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*but they rip u off, a bottle of rooh afzah is like 3 pounds here.. thts about 20 riyals
Danish says:
*there are no desi places in philadelphia man
*all the desis in america
*are in chicago, texas, minnesota
*or new york
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*oh, u better shift to queens thn:P
Danish says:
*lol
*shit expensive there
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*so i heard
*hw r u holdn up, first couple of weeks r hard when u come back frm riyadh
Danish says:
*It's not that bad man
*I'm hungry tho
*and all shops are closed
*lol
*except for the 7/11 in front of my house
*but im too darn lazy to even walk there and get something =p
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*dang, ur worse thn me at times:P
Danish says:
*lol
*and that's really bad, right =p
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*nah, humans r born lazy, think of this, our moms have to ''push '' us out literally, we cant even come to this world by our selves...
*makes u think hw God realy wanted us :P
*LAZY
*:D
*makes me feel alrigh:P
Danish says:
*lol
*lol
*that is quite a theory man
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*yeh i am planning to stand up against tht jack ass knws as Darwin
*:P
Danish says:
*lol
*he was a jack ass, all right
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*tht is a geeky picture if i may ... with all due respect:P
*seriously
Danish says:
*lol
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*makes ur head look like a squashed pumpkin
Danish says:
*you're quite the compliment giver
*in fact, I'm flattered
*why, thank you, Saad >_>
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*lol
*ahh u r a were wolf (hw do u spell tht)
*wear wolf?
Danish says:
*lol
*were wolf
*but that's a fox, not a wolf =p
*and when I tried to find a picture of a fox
*I wrote fox, on image searches
*an all I got was pictures of Megan Fox
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*lol
Danish says:
*note, though, that I'm not complaining =p
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*foxy ;)
*so whos ginger ale?
Danish says:
*Canada Dry man
*lol
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*i see
Danish says:
*yeah >_>
*IT's good stuff
*we bought a whole pack with 12 cans
*it's still in the fridge
*oh, and you know
*Adeel is still in riyadh
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*yeh i heard iqama tension
Danish says:
*who told you iqama tension?
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*some document tension otherwise
*i keep my sources unanimous.. (hw ever u spell tht word)
*:P
Danish says:
*lol
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*i need to learn to spell seriously
Danish says:
*anonymous
*lol
*hahaha
*unanimous was funny tho
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*ms word has destroyed me !
Danish says:
*use that all the time =p
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*hey if u r as bored as i am at times, i wud recommend this documentry :
*http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1485155465058882626&ei=nhufStyuF5fW-Abtv4SQCw&q=space+&dur=3#
Danish says:
*what's it about?
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*the lies an the truths, like UFO nd some USA govt shit ... nd no moon landing
*allot of stuff
*but its pretty gud
Danish says:
*oh, dude
*you know how they say
*the moon landing was fake right?
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*yeh ofcourse
Danish says:
*like
*after that mission
*NASA gifted a lot of countries
*these 'moon' rocks
*right
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*read the link i put on fb?
Danish says:
*which they claimed are rly expensive and stuff?
*the geniuses put them in museums
*some country, dont know which
*just did research on the 'moon rock'
*and they just realized that they are fake >_>
*they're just made of plain wood
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*yeh armstrong admited it was all fake man
Danish says:
*rly??
*when?
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*u didnt see my post on fb then
*lemme grab it for u
Danish says:
*arite o_o
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*http://gizmodo.com/5349736/moon-conspiracy-theorist-makes-neil-armstrong-realize-obvious-truth
*plus i knw a 100 reasons why man never cud hav gone to the moon
*the space suit has NO prtection to radiation.... buggest truth, thts why russia never sent a man to the moon, they knw it
Danish says:
*well, duh
*why didn't any other country follow america
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*the pictures show multiple sources oflight, while in truth there cud be only one, the sun
Danish says:
*america claims to be the only country, right?
*yeah
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*yeh
Danish says:
*and the flag is wavy
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*stupidness
Danish says:
*when there can't be any air
*on the frigging moon
*OUTER SPACE
*lol
*damn, man
*either the American's think everyone else is too stupid
*or they are too stupid themselves
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*true, reasons after reasons man, ieven posted a video on ur profile..
Danish says:
*I think it's a mixture of both
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*nd u r still in US of A
*:P
Danish says:
*lol
*you have to admit
*the rest of us ARE pretty stupid
*an American Degree can get you a job
*in a minute
*in other countries
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*with u on tthh
Danish says:
*specially where you and I are going
*the land of dates and camel milk =p
*I mean female camel milk o_o
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*lol
*u nver knw ;)
Danish says:
*lol
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*sometimes it is unusually thicker:P
Danish says:
*hahaha
*looks like you have tried =p
*damn man
*the joys of
*lighting a cigarette indoors
*without any tensions
*and just walking around with it
*making an ashtray with whatever you find
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*yeah :(
Danish says:
*what, you can't smoke there?
*Oh wait
*aren't you fasting?
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*well i m fasting right nw, so i cant help but envy u for the moment
Danish says:
*lol
*shit man
*I totally forgot
*sorry =p
*think about other stuff
*like babes
*oh wait
*shit
*don't think about that either
*think about
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*:P
Danish says:
*computers!
*lol
*wait
*knowing you
*don't even think about computers
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*wat if tht gives me a boner:P
Danish says:
*God knows what turns you on
*hahahahaha
*exactly what I ws saying
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*hw bout sam's wet hairy ass:P
Danish says:
*lmao
*hahahaha
*that is a good thing you know
*I mean, not his ass
*but
*if you have a boner
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*lol
Danish says:
*but can't do anything about it
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*lol
Danish says:
*just think about sam
*and, that
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*fuk thts true
Danish says:
*piece of
*amazing science
*on God's part
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*like if someone comes nd u r ahem ahem, think of sam sam sam
*nd its gne
Danish says:
*hahahaha
*shit
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*wat a wonderful brain we both have
*we should publish this
*with a pic of it :P if u hav one:P
*nd we can have our names in history books
Danish says:
*lol
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*Dr Saad nd Dr Danish who found a way to kill a wood
*:P
Danish says:
*I could put this whole conversation
*on my blog
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*yeh nd if sam reads it, i am gonna say my laptop has been busted for over a week, i didnt say tht
*:P
Danish says:
*lol
*this is going to be on the blog too
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**silence*...
Danish says:
*lmao
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*>.>
Danish says:
*besides man
*Sam is such a nice guy
*and such a nice friend
*he wouldn't say anything =D
*right?
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*oh yes i kwn in wat sense he is nice, r u touching urself ?:P
Danish says:
*(get the hint, ass)
*lmao
*no, dumbass
*I was adding nice things about him
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*oh rite
Danish says:
*so he doesn't mind the post
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*yes sam is a lovely guy
Danish says:
*lol
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*best friend of mine
*since GRADE 3 u knw
*I LOVE U SAM
Danish says:
*hahaha
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*:P
Danish says:
*Me too MAn
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*if he reads;)
Danish says:
*yeah
*lmao
*now brb
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*brb = i m not really goin newhere, but seriously, neither is this conversation :P
Danish says:
*lmao
*I'm going to get food
*yet I'm still here O_O
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*or to the washroom with sam pic;)
Danish says:
*It's cuz I was saying brb to all the chicks
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*ahem ok brb
*:P
Danish says:
*lol
*ass
*brb
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*oh i m fasting
*shit
*sorry
*so i m here
*:P
Danish says:
*hahaha

2 comments:

ms.parker said...

hahah lmao that totally cracked me up. I hope sam reads this :P

Sam said...

assholes -__-