Life is the strangest thing that a person can experience.

Because all other experiences, strange, sane, insane, and all other kinds, fall into that category.

Life.

It gives meaning to the saying "Well, That's Life"

Sh*t happens and the first thing your friends tell you is "Well, That's Life"

Why is that life?? Why is that not sh*t happening?

Because sh*t happening is just a short life span, compared to a whole life.

Sh*t Happening, is a category in the genre' called Life.

And be sure to have a go through of this category a lot of times. Because life won't be complete without this main building block.

But being ready for it is the biggest antivirus or firewall you can run to ensure safety. Of your motherboard, of course. Yes, i'm talking about the juicy organ in your skull.

So the solution to life :

In the famous words of some wicked, yet wise, street people of india:

"Tension Lenay Ka Nahin, Denay Ka"

Yes, that runs true most of the time. So keep this words in mind : "F*** IT" and "Not Worth It"

And you should get along real fine with the application called Life.

And hats off to the people who can live without the CTRL+ALT+DEL keys ...

- Danish989

So the world's funniest joke has been traced :

The joke runs as follows: Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps 'My friend is dead! What can I do?' The operator says: 'Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.' There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says 'OK, now what?'

Complete Story : http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/06/09/njoke09.xml

Wonderful ...


my experience watching Catch Me If You Can again ...

My holidays have started!! 3 months of ... living life to the max !!!


But lets talk about Catch Me If You Can first ...
It's just amazing! A 'masterpiece' like all others, by Steven Spielberg ...


The true story of Frank Abagnale Jr and how this con artist made fools out of major countries ...


In america only, he played the roles of a Co Pilot, A Doctor, A Lawyer, A Teacher ... and even got out of the hands of cops when he made them believe he was a part of the S.S.I , which were not even involved in the case!


Truly Inspiring and Amazing.
Today, Frank Abagnale Jr makes more than a million every year, which he gets from major companies because he has safeguarded their systems. And made banking more foolproof.

They say the lock was invented by a thief ...

All right! Back to my holidays! :D
The day I had my last exam, I was out of the house for 17 hours!! Doing what? Having sheesha with my mates and just doing what we love to do : circle the city and wonder what to do next ...

But it's great so far ... my mates, dragster sam, razee and zohaib don't get off from examz till the end of july ... so till then its only me and me palz lalaz and shado ...

Anyhow, enough funny names that you don't understand ... Here's an advice for the day :

If you haven't seen Catch Me If You Can yet, rent it on DVD or buy it, because you HAVE TO SEE IT ...
AT LEAST once a lifetime ...

One more movie that you MUST see at ALL costs :
A Beautiful Mind ... another masterpiece!!

All right, you figure out who has that movie and how you're going to get it, until then I have to go email some really really important people ... no, not Steven Spielberg, only someone really close ;)

Take Care, The World ...

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