All the men in the world: We give up, God, seriously.

The fun thing about life is, so many options.

So many things to love. But let's talk about all the things to hate, right, keep up with the traditions of my blog.

So, the greeks say, Women were created as a punishment for men. And I couldn't agree more, right?

But I would like to blame God. I mean seriously, out of all the bones to be taken from the average male body, he chose a rib. A rib, probably the most crooked bone in the human body. Why couldn't he just take out the Humerus from an arm or something? Would save humanity and mankind so much trouble in the future. Civilization would probably be perfect then. What do you expect to make from bad dough? Bad bread. Crooked bone, crooked species. Makes sense, doesn't it, intellectually advanced men?

And then came the snake, and the God forsaken (no pun intended) apple. I mean, for Christ's sake, Women - Don't you see? Eve made the same mistake. Listen to men, for the love of God. Screw the fucking metaphorical snake, we beg and plead. But it's true what they say, people can't really change. Adams haven't, and Eves won't ever either.

Aah, Adam, when will you learn? Don't listen to Eve, she just wants you both kicked out of Eden.

After they were knocked out of Eden, I bet Eve just blamed everything on Adam.

"So what if I suggested the apple? Would you jump in a lake, if I suggested that too?"

"Oh, but Eve, I love you so, and will do anything for you."

"Oh, please, Adam, let's just get started with creating a civilization, can we? Keep that Shakespeare shit to yourself."

And then the chain started, and here we are, you and I.

Some smartass female came up with "all men are dogs."

She was right though, Dogs are in fact very loyal. Felines, on the other hand ...

I had a friend that owned a cat. The damn thing would bite his fingers in the middle of the night to wake him, just because she was hungry. Seriously, all men in a commited relationship right now - does that sound familiar or what?

Chris Rock addressed the men of the world when he said :

If you haven't contemplated murder, you ain't ever been in love. If you haven't seriously thought about killing a mutha****a or two, you ain't been in love.

If you haven't ever had a can of poison in your hand, and looked at it for 45mins straight, you ain't been in love. If you haven't bought a shovel and a bag and a rug to roll their fat ass up in, you ain't been in love. If you haven't practiced your alibi infront of the mirror, you ain't been in love.

And the only thing stopping you from killing this mutha****a - is an episode of CSI.

Fellas, when you wake up in the morning, you should look yourself in the mirror and say, "Fuck you. Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams, fuck your plans … fuck everything you thought this life was going to bring to you. Now let's go out there and try to make this bitch happy."

Oh the abortion issue, it's a woman's issue. When a woman get pregnant, she don't want to hear shit from the man. Fuck you, motherfuck you, I don't need you. Unless she decides to have the baby and she's like, "Where my check?"

Am I united when I say, in part of all the men in the world: We give up, God, seriously. You wanted to torture us, we've been tortured.

Newton fucking figured out gravity, but how many females did he understand, have you ever wondered?

Einstein knew e=mc2 is equation of light in a vacuum. But what goes on in the head of a female? Is there a Darth Vader in there, or what? Sure seems like it.

Einstein figured out that energy and mass are interchangeable. That, energy equals the amount of mass multiplied by the speed of light squared. E=mc2, motherfucker. But seriously, what goes on in the head of a female? It's probably like a vacuum in there too.

Either that, or Darth Vader has successfully created another army and we just don't know it yet.

Oh please, Dear God, let the force be with us.

And before I get flamed by females saying men aren't trustworthy and this and that shit, What do you frigging expect, ladies? We're bound to get wiser after Eve screwed us over, right? Go fool another Homosapian, this one has learned.