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Hey. Welcome People. Im Your
Host Danish989. Well, are you busy right now? Cuz, im going to take some of your
time, to make you read some stuff! I know you're not busy, of course! WHO is
busy ONLINE??????? Anyway, just read. Dont forget to thank me!!
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Marriage is not a word, its a sentence! A Life Sentence!
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Ever wonder what people mean
when they say that they give more than a 100%?? Well, they're just talking
''bullshit''. Some people even Want more then a 100%. Well, what makes life a
100%? Let me
explain :
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21...26
Therefore,
H A R D W
O R K:
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W
L E D G E:
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
But!
A T T
I T U D E:
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
AND!
B U L L
S H I T:
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it's reasonable, that hard
work and knowledge, will get you close enough. But attitude will get you there,
and bullshit will get you over the top!
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Go Visit America! Land Of
Free, And Home Of The Blames!!
If a son kills himself, the
parents will blame the rock n roll music he used to like.
If a friend of yours, is shot
by a freak, you blame the gun manufacturers.
If your children are spoilt
brats, you blame TV!.
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George Bush, A Blonde, A Red
Neck, A Lawyer, And Osama Bin Laden, Walk in a bar, and the bartender says:
"What is this? Some kind of a joke?
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Little Words
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was
physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was
a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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A man was sitting at the bar
in a watering hole whose selling point was that it was on top of the largest
skyscraper in town. Another man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack
Daniel's. He downs it, and then takes a running leap out the window. Much to
everybody's surprise, he floats back up and climbs through the window back into
the bar. The man at the bar is amazed and asks the man how he did it.
"Easy," says the man. "Outside this window are some very strong wind currents
which can carry you back to the window."
"Wow," says the man at the bar. "I gotta try this." He takes a running leap out
the window and falls to a horrible, bloody, and flat death.
"Geez, Superman," says the bartender. "You can be a real a jerk when you're
drunk."
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Steve, Bob and Jeff are
working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off. He is killed
instantaneously. After the ambulance leaves with Steve's body, Bob and Jeff
realize they'll have to inform his wife.
Bob says he's good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the
job.
After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer. "So did you tell her?"
asks Jeff. "Yep", replies Bob. "Say, where did you get the six-pack?"
Bob informs Jeff. "She gave it to me." "WHAT??" exclaims Jeff, "you just told
her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??"
"Sure," Bob says. "WHY?" asks Jeff. "Well," Bob continues, "when she answered
the door, I asked her, 'are you Steve's widow?' 'Widow?', she said, 'no, no,
you're mistaken, I'm not a widow!' So I said: "I'll bet you a six-pack you
ARE!'"
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Music! The Most Musical Thing
to Laugh On!
how does snoop dogg keep his
teeth clean?
with Bleee-yaatch
P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took
Britney in his hands and she melted into a puddle. Then he took P. Diddy in his
hands and he melted into a puddle. Then he took Eminem into his hands, but he
didn't melt. The devil said, "why didn't you melt like the other two?"
He said, "Because M-n-M melts in your mouth, not your hands."
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